- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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