- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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