- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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