- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Faithful men.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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