THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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