- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Drew Knowles is gay

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

your a vagina says you, your a booby