- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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