- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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