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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

knock knock i have diarrhea

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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