- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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