- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

kennah campion when she talks

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

that wall over there ->

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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