whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Anti Joke

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