Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

guess what>? your mum lol

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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