- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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