- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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