jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

justin beiber sucks

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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