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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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