What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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