- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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