How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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