- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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