What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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