How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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