- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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