A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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