- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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