- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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