Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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This is an anti-joke.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Turkeys are obese

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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