- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

the power to turn magnetism into light

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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