Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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PENIS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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