- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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