What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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