- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Weaner

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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