- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"