- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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