Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

guess what>? your mum lol

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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