- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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