- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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