- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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