- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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