What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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