What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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