- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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