- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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