brock has small hands for a small job

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

a black man pays his child support

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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