- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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