- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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