A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A van drives into a car.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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