- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is my name? I dont know

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

womens rights

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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