What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

richard is fag

Drew Knowles is gay

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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