How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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