If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

race-car = rac-ecar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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