- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

sweating like antoni with a girl

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy