why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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The Labour Party.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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