- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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