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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Chuck Norris.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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