- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

where's mom I killed her

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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