Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Obama = ebola

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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