an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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