How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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