Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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