Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A man died.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

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