- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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