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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

No your aunties a joke

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...