- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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