This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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