- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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