Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

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