- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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