- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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