Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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