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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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