- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

scraggle is in you pillow case

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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