- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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