Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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