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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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