What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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su algato es en fuego

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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