- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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